Last night, on our way home after doing some running around, we opted to stop in at Arbys to grab a few sandwiches and fries. We definitely capitalized on the 5 for $6.95 deal. The gentleman next to us approached the cash register. The kid asked him if he could help him.
The customer responded, “I’ll take two roast beef sandwiches.”
The young Arbys employee paused, and then fielded the request with, “Regular, medium or large?”
This confused the older gentleman. “I just want two roast beef sandwiches.”
“Okay,” the kid answered patiently, “but they come in different sizes.” Both them paused for few seconds. The kid again asked, “Regular, medium or lar—“
“Regular,” the customer sharply answered.
At first, I found myself critical of the older gentleman for not realizing that requesting “two roast beef sandwiches” at Arbys is like walking into a tire store and saying, “I’ll take four tires,” or walking into a Baskin Robbins and asking for a dish of ice cream.
But then I wondered where the concept of the customer always being right falls in this scenario. Could the employee have realized that this man just wanted two regular roast beef sandwiches after the first exchange? This would have saved the customer undue embarrassment.
So often, we who have walked with Christ for a few years and who are part of the Christian community forget that we have our own dialect that the world does not understand. It’s called “Christianese.” And they come to us and say, “I want Jesus.”
To which we ask, “Calvinism or Arminianism?”
“I just want Jesus.”
“Okay, but are you KJV only?”
“…I think so…”
“1611?”
“I just want Jesus.”
“Are you a, pre, or post?”
“…um, I don’t know.”
“Penal Substitution or Christus Victor?”
“I just want Jesus.”
“Do you like drums in church?
“I guess so…”
“Would you wear shorts and flip-flops to church?”
“Probably…listen, I just want Jesus. You know what? I’m going somewhere else where it’s not as complicated.”
The gospel essentials are very simple.
Jesus said the way is narrow, but I don’t want to make it narrower than He did by my own man-made criteria.