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	<title>Borrowed Breath &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>love wins</description>
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		<title>funny</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Mar 2011 16:51:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HT: Peter Rollins]]></description>
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		<title>cheesy</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2009/05/29/cheesy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 29 May 2009 13:17:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This morning at work, our office supply company treated us to a &#8220;thank you&#8221; breakfast. They brought in coffee and bagels from Manhattan Bagel. In keeping with my sense of humor, I had a Cheddar bagel with cream cheese.]]></description>
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		<title>one name</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Mar 2009 21:38:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So on Sunday, our community pastor introduced us to our church body as two new missionaries that Providence is supporting. YAY! Anyway, in the process of introducing us, he called us Nathelle. Yep, we&#8217;re Nathelle. Nathanael + Michelle = Nathelle I know the Bible says when a man and woman are joined in marriage, they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>just when you think you&#8217;ve seen it all&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2009/03/11/just-when-you-think-youve-seen-it-all/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Mar 2009 17:01:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So I had to run home for lunch today. I didn&#8217;t have time to pack one since I had breakfast with a good friend. I was heading east on Rt. 30 in the right hand lane. As I approached the Coatesville exit, the driver of the car in front of me hit his brakes. So [...]]]></description>
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		<title>cheddar helps</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2009/02/23/cheddar-helps/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Feb 2009 12:35:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this weekend, one of my projects was hanging two ceiling fans in the kitchen. Michelle was painting. And Cheddar was constantly underfoot, even brushing against the wall with wet paint. Well, at one point, I got off the ladder and was working on the fan blades on the floor. And Cheddar decided he would give [...]]]></description>
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		<title>the Cows, Cows, Cows</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2008/10/15/the-cows-cows-cows/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 12:22:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[On Saturday, at the 35th annual H*VMI banquet, Don Wyrtzen retold this humorous story illustrating the difference between hymns and praise choruses. I know that this is a slightly dated issue. But it had my dad laughing heartily. And so I pass it on to you for your reading pleasure. I was unable to find out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>vertigo</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2008/09/23/vertigo/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 13:09:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So yesterday, all day, Michelle had vertigo. She had to hold onto me when we walked. I started calling her Verti-Girl. I asked her what her super power was. She replied, &#8220;I can make the world spin around.&#8221;]]></description>
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		<title>fruit or gifts</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2008/09/12/fruit-or-gifts/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Sep 2008 12:14:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yesterday at work, I asked a coworker if he and his wife have found a church yet in their area. He replied that they were looking into a certain one and added that his wife had contacted the pastor. He told me, &#8220;She asked him what they believe about the fruits of the Spirit, and he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>is Wii an excuse&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2008/07/22/is-wii-an-excuse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jul 2008 11:26:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;for domestic abuse? Michelle&#8217;s sisters brought their Wii with them to Pennsylvania. They leave tomorrow. We will be sad to see it&#8211;I mean them&#8211;go.  I didn&#8217;t play a lot of video games growing up. I always tell people, in a slightly self-righteous air, that we read books and played outside. The truth is, we could never afford Atari or [...]]]></description>
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		<title>nothing</title>
		<link>http://www.borrowedbreath.com/2008/07/09/nothing/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jul 2008 13:27:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Nathanael</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[We have some neighbors who live in the apartment above us. They are from India, and they work at the local Dunkin Donuts. They walk to work, so whenever I&#8217;m heading out at the same time they are, I offer them a ride. Initially, they turned me down. But one cold, windy winter day, they [...]]]></description>
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