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Posted in Good Stuff, Humor on Mar 26th, 2011
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This morning at work, our office supply company treated us to a “thank you” breakfast. They brought in coffee and bagels from Manhattan Bagel. In keeping with my sense of humor, I had a Cheddar bagel with cream cheese.
one name
Posted in Good Stuff, Humor on Mar 18th, 2009
So on Sunday, our community pastor introduced us to our church body as two new missionaries that Providence is supporting. YAY! Anyway, in the process of introducing us, he called us Nathelle. Yep, we’re Nathelle. Nathanael + Michelle = Nathelle I know the Bible says when a man and woman are joined in marriage, they [...]
So I had to run home for lunch today. I didn’t have time to pack one since I had breakfast with a good friend. I was heading east on Rt. 30 in the right hand lane. As I approached the Coatesville exit, the driver of the car in front of me hit his brakes. So [...]
So this weekend, one of my projects was hanging two ceiling fans in the kitchen. Michelle was painting. And Cheddar was constantly underfoot, even brushing against the wall with wet paint. Well, at one point, I got off the ladder and was working on the fan blades on the floor. And Cheddar decided he would give [...]
the Cows, Cows, Cows
Posted in Humor on Oct 15th, 2008
On Saturday, at the 35th annual H*VMI banquet, Don Wyrtzen retold this humorous story illustrating the difference between hymns and praise choruses. I know that this is a slightly dated issue. But it had my dad laughing heartily. And so I pass it on to you for your reading pleasure. I was unable to find out [...]
So yesterday, all day, Michelle had vertigo. She had to hold onto me when we walked. I started calling her Verti-Girl. I asked her what her super power was. She replied, “I can make the world spin around.”
fruit or gifts
Posted in Humor on Sep 12th, 2008
Yesterday at work, I asked a coworker if he and his wife have found a church yet in their area. He replied that they were looking into a certain one and added that his wife had contacted the pastor. He told me, “She asked him what they believe about the fruits of the Spirit, and he [...]
is Wii an excuse…
Posted in Humor on Jul 22nd, 2008
…for domestic abuse? Michelle’s sisters brought their Wii with them to Pennsylvania. They leave tomorrow. We will be sad to see it–I mean them–go. I didn’t play a lot of video games growing up. I always tell people, in a slightly self-righteous air, that we read books and played outside. The truth is, we could never afford Atari or [...]
We have some neighbors who live in the apartment above us. They are from India, and they work at the local Dunkin Donuts. They walk to work, so whenever I’m heading out at the same time they are, I offer them a ride. Initially, they turned me down. But one cold, windy winter day, they [...]